Keith Ape

South Korean rapper that makes my ears bleed

"yo bro have you ever heard of Keith Ape?"
"kys fag"

by vampbur January 4, 2026

Keith

Keith is literally the main character of this anime we call life, you rarely see him around because he's off saving the world. Side characters don't understand.

Narrator: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only Keith, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."

by BoysNight November 22, 2021

Keith

Keith loves to spiral, all day everyday. It’s just the Keith thing to do.

Wow look at Keith spiralling again

by The one true commissioner November 23, 2021

keith rickwood

stuck on the shitter

keith rickwood is on the shitter again

by Pussy , A fucking retard November 23, 2021

Keith

We don’t know why a parent would name their child Keith (unless of course he’s a junior) Keith is normally the name of the darkest person in the room. 🤷🏿 ♂️ One of the funniest persons on the planet which sometimes can be a bit much for some. Almost impossible not to like a guy named Keith.

Is Keith in this room? I can’t tell because it’s so dark!

by Someone not named Keith November 23, 2021

Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025

Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class

Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class

by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025