Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

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kansas rainbow

An elite member of the unicorn astronauts that travel the universe spreading sparkles and cheer.

look out here comes kansas rainbow

by Kapatin Awesome November 16, 2013

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Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018

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Lebanon, Kansas

The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.

Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.

by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017

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