Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

by nooglesgram February 03, 2007

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

by Hoch February 21, 2011

junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.

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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 08, 2010

hunk of junk

The real meaning is a super beautiful woman who is super amazing and incredibly awesome that you dont want to get rid of at all.

Colleen is such a hunk of junk.

by tweediebrd January 26, 2015

junk monster

crack head whos got shit all over him self

i tried buyin crack off a junk monster

by cool kidd October 07, 2005

Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.

"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"

by Brano November 27, 2008

junk squad

the police who enforce the drug laws(underworld)

Let's get out of here before the junk squad arrives.

by Light Joker April 12, 2005