Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

Jason

He is a kind hearted person who has been a great friend to me and also he is so shy and brave at the same time. He also has this crush on this girl.

Hi, Jason what do you want to talk about?

by Zizi thunderbolt May 14, 2018

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

jasoncholy

A name people call Jason Derulo because of the sad face that he makes. Adding Jason into melancholy.

Oh look it’s Jasoncholy!

by IceJJfish55 December 5, 2018

Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.

Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!

by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019

Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night

Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao

by BBC Bason April 22, 2019

Jason

Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.

Lauren: Jason is so funny
Justin: Yeah

by I write names2 May 6, 2019