new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006

new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook

I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.

by jeremiahdalemcmastersthethird May 28, 2006

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by JJ January 20, 2004

Jersey Shore Exemption

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.

I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.

by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010

jersey glide

The reverse action of a Jersey Slide when upon entering a highway you travel from the on-ramp to the far left lane in one swift motion.

I performed a perfect jersey glide to get around the idiots who don't know how to merge with the flow of traffic.

by njftw August 2, 2010

Jersey douche

The act of sweaty-crotched female New Yorkers walking over a subway grate as the train goes by, generating a waft of air up their dress/skirt/shorts that temporarily cools off their crotch.

I smell like a bad tuna sandwich - walk with me over to Canal street so I can grab a quick Jersey douche before the party.

by Fuckchop McGee August 3, 2011

Jarvey

The man.

Very charismatic, womanizer, savage.

That jarvey Jibbster.

by Efwills January 26, 2015