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Whacky jacky

Your a whacky jacky!
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Capt. Jackie Trent

Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.
Person A: Wow that person is fit AF!
Person B: She’s being a Capt. Jackie Trent.
by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019
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Jacky

That one girl who’s always late to everything no matter what it is
I can’t believe it she’s late to her own wedding, that girl’s such a Jacky’
by Z Holmes November 18, 2019
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Jacky<3

A pretty Hispanic girl who is 5'6 and is currently 15. She has long black gorgeous locks. She is best friend you will ever have.
by Jacky<3 April 8, 2019
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Jackie

The best girl ever Jackie
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Peper Jacky

A unique way to satisfy someone.

Necessities:
Jalapeño juice and seeds
A hand
Private part(s)

Pour the juice and seeds onto your hand. The seeds cause small wounds because of the friction so that the juice can penetrate well. When you start satisfying someone with your juicy hand, the temperature quickly rises.
Me: I was crying for a week after Linda gave me a Peper Jacky on my birthday.
BGF: Oh man, that sucks! But I recently lost my foreskin in a docking accident. I almost bled to death.
by Vurendheet June 21, 2019
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Peper Jacky

A unique way to satisfy someone.

Necessities:
Jalapeño juice and seeds
A hand
Private part(s)

Pour the juice and seeds onto your hand. The seeds cause small wounds because of the friction so that the juice can penetrate well. When you start satisfying someone with your juicy hand, the temperature quickly rises.
Me: I was crying for a week after Linda gave me a Peper Jacky on my birthday.
BGF: Oh man, that sucks! But I recently lost my foreskin in a docking accident. I almost bled to death.
by Vurendheet June 21, 2019
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