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Simple bitch syndrome

1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.

2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.

Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."

Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."

Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.

Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."

Example2.

Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."

Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "

Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "

Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
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charlie simple

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Simple minded

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded
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Simple flaw

A term originating from the Roblox game Deepwoken, "You learn things at a slower rate than others."

When a person struggles to grasp the most basic of concepts and will never learn from their mistakes.
Person 1: Name a country in North America
Person 2: Hawaii
Person 1: You have the Simple flaw
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Real Simple

Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being
Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes
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Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
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five simple needs

The five simple needs are defined as: Shelter, nutrition, community, fulfillment, and expression.

•shelter= a home that feels secure
•nutrition= food and water that can be absorbed and processed by the individuals body properly
•fulfillment= the feeling you are doing what you were"meant to", the freedom to pursue areas of talent and interest
•expression= the ability to communicate internal states and have that understanding reflected

Maslows hierarchy of needs is great but regarding need there is no hierarchy- a need is "all or none" there is no partial fulfillment of a need either you are sated or suffering.

Any of these needs not being fulfilled will lead to imminent deterioration of mind/body/spirit and results in behaviors of isolation and desperation.

The source of all problems in the world are from an unmet need which requires empathy and understanding to correct as opposed to assumption, hate, and rejection.
I thought I had all my needs met with food, water, and shelter but the real reason I've been feeling so depressed is I've been missing my five simple needs- Everything I do is for someone else yet I feel no community connection in my work environment. I need to align more with my passion work to feel like me again!
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