Indian standard time

The name for Indian people always being late to parties but early for lame things ie school

Person 1-Why was Viren so late?!
Viren- Indian standard time bro

by Waffleman212 July 18, 2015

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india

india is a kind and caring friend she always knows how to cheer you up and she always has something to say there is never a dull moment when your around her. your lucky to have a friend called india or a girlfriend. she will crack it if you do something to hurt her but she will push that aside if you need her. her smile is the brightest and will always make you smile. keep your india safe and happy and make sure you care for her.

person 1: are you good
person 2: yea i just talked to a india and she helped me and gave me some advice.

by charlatte17 May 31, 2018

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Indian shit dot

When you’re performing anal sex on a girl and you pull out and slap it against her forehead leaving a dot of shit like a red dot the Indians wear

David Blane: Did you pipe that girl?

Jimmy Fallon: Yeah dude I gave her the best Indian shit dot I’ve ever seen!

by Fat igga mark April 18, 2019

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hot indian saxy

The mother and her mother wants her son to move her and her chest to have sex

person 1: Man i watched some good videos last night
person 2: What kind of videos
person 1: some hot indian saxy videos

by hotsaxyman May 25, 2020

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south indian

A term applying to indians from Kerala, Kanartaka, Tamil Nadu or Andhra Pradesh or otherwise known as Dravida. Lingual wise, we don't speak hindi, punjabi, gujarati, or any language spoken in the north. The South has its own family of languages completely different. We speak either: tamil, malayalam- which is dubbed the hardest language in the world to learn, telegu, tulu, or kannada. Our writing system is also very different. We are always constantly looked down upon by north indians because the south itself is still pretty traditional compared to the north where it's starting to become more accepting of western ideas and we're not a main stream feature in bollywood movies. Also the south is "rumored" to be a dirty hole and other stupid shit. Truth is, it's not. Southern India is by far one of the most beautiful places on earth. yes it has its bad parts just any other country in this world. Don't believe it? Google it and see for yourself. Not only just is it a beautiful place it's filled with some of the nicest people you will meet and as i said before there's obviously gonna be some assholes here and there but in general theres some really good people. South Indians are known to excel in school just like any other north indian, Bill Gates once said that the South Indians are the 2nd smartest race behind the chinese. Looks wise we are diverse. Dark skin to light skin. Typical brown eyes to even light green or blue. Bottom line, south indians are unique and deserve a hell of a lot more credit.

Guy 1: Oh you see Aishwarya Rai, man shes so hot she must be (insert any north indian ethnicity here )or some shit, no way a south indian could look like that.
Guy 2: Nah man, shes from karnartaka, shes from the south.

by malu girl June 30, 2008

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I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order)

when an Indian man or woman is at a bakery and takes an excessively long time to pick out a cake and has no idea what frosting or cake even is. Often wastes the bakers time by taking a half hour to order a cake and the baker cannot finish his work for the night.

Jimmy: "Hey jeff, you were gone so long, why did it take so long to take that cake order?"

Jeff: "Oh, that was just another I.C.O. (Indian Cake Order) Took forever, now i wont have time to set up the Italian bread.

Jimmy: "well looks like you got another I.C.O. waiting for you over there."

Jeff: "Dam, now i am never getting any work done tonight, Mr. Gettler is gonna kill me tomorrow."

by Anus Keithwhore August 1, 2010

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