Skip to main content

Du's Law

Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019
mugGet the Du's Lawmug.

Logan's Law

√x + √x = √4x

A useful formula contrived during a math class.
By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4
by LSinQuebec December 16, 2009
mugGet the Logan's Lawmug.

Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
mugGet the Law of Lamontmug.

Drew's Law

Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;

Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors

Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?

Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?

Drew: Not anymore
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
mugGet the Drew's Lawmug.

Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)
Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know
by Erufailon February 5, 2010
mugGet the Law of Gravitymug.

Wuvit's Law

Any lengthy conversation will inevitably lead to Donald Trump being mentioned.
"...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"

"Wuvit's Law, not cool"
by FourFire June 20, 2017
mugGet the Wuvit's Lawmug.

Theodore's Law

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."
by Warrencraft October 12, 2009
mugGet the Theodore's Lawmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email