by Mark Hennessey February 11, 2005
Guy 1: Where's your mom
Guy 2: At my house
Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!
Guy 2: At my house
Guy 1: Alright, DON'T go inside your house.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Your mom needs her alone time...with me!
by jkman2012 January 08, 2012
Person 1: Your ugly
Person 2: Well your mom is ugly
Person 1: Your a fat farm animal
Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal
Random guy: OHHHH diss!
Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)
Me: Your Mom
True Story
Person 2: Well your mom is ugly
Person 1: Your a fat farm animal
Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal
Random guy: OHHHH diss!
Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)
Me: Your Mom
True Story
by DizzyLizzy June 19, 2006
Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
Bob: "your moms your dad."
Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys October 08, 2008
the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh
by bandgeeklmafo November 25, 2006
1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
by Andy dutQWEqt April 05, 2006
Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.
"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)
by carroty queen June 16, 2003