Pet Fish

A person who you pretend you're friends with in order to use them for something.
Isa is studying with Stevie, he thinks they're friends but he's really just a pet fish.
by SigmaAlpha April 21, 2013
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pet rock

The Pet Rock likes Fabio. No, he reeeeeally likes Fabio.
by josh green January 07, 2005
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pet

Hey Danielle..yo mama was pet when you popped out of her breeder oven.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Petting the Kitty

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, therepat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.
Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.
by dreamcatcherr9 October 24, 2013
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Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."
Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.
by WuuM December 04, 2010
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Chinglish translation of the Chinese saying - 男人不坏,女人不爱. (Real meaning: Ladies like naughty men)

The phrase 'pet pet' means ass in Cantonese slang.

When used in full form, it means that if the guy is not naughty, he will not get ladies (or get laid)
Person 1: Eh, why is that jerk so popular amongst girls?

Person 2: Do you know boy no bad bad, get no pet pet?

or

Person 1: Why am I still single?

Person 2: Ayo you need to stop being a nerd. Remember, boy no bad bad, get no pet pet.
by Historia Rice February 03, 2022
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pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.
Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.
by Nick Amato October 24, 2005
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