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Full bags

having testicles full, not having ejaculated in a long time.
Man, it's been like a week since I've gotten a nut, I'm rocking full bags like a motherfucker.
by jaxbeach November 5, 2010
mugGet the Full bagsmug.

Chav Bag

If you ever see one of these you'll know straight away as it will be accompanied by a top lad wearing his full adidas tracksuit with a bomber jacket. He'll either have Nike air max or huaraches. If they have all this gear then they will surely have there classic bag, otherwise known as a 'weed bag' or a 'chav pouch', they can only be adidas, Armani or the North face, anything else and they'll threaten to shank you. The chav bag can seems to have some sort of 'tardis' feature as it always seems like they can store mad stacks of weed, a shank some extra gear in small bag.
Oh yes Xander this morning I saw a few 'chavs' walk into the local JD's whilst I was at the pret, they came out and one of them said 'oi ye what clobber did u get??' He replied 'oi, not much just this new bag to store all my mad stacks of weed in', they then swiftly left shouting 'oi safe weeee' . Chav Bag Chav Bag
by OwenSmithTheLabourGuy July 29, 2016
mugGet the Chav Bagmug.

bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
by cloudowner July 12, 2012
mugGet the bag a muffinmug.

scrag bag

1) refering to a dirty scrotum,
can also be used as a label for a dirty person
by bastardfins December 27, 2006
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crash bagged

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!
Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
by cobrac46 January 23, 2009
mugGet the crash baggedmug.

bag shribble

When your balls are in a cold environment so they "Retrieve to the homeland".
Damn I got bag shribble bro
by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019
mugGet the bag shribblemug.

vinegar bag

When sweating heavily a man's scrotum becomes soggy and smells like vinegar.
I'm sweating so much I'm sure I have vinegar bag.
by NSDASTI September 17, 2017
mugGet the vinegar bagmug.

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