Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."

by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016

Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.

There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?

by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020

Shop Dog

A dog that sometimes lends a hand with certain tasks, can carry tools or just keeps the social vibe at its peak, usually present at small industrial businesses.

That shop dog will usually just lay around, but he has been a big help lately.

by Thatguythatdefinedshopdog June 3, 2022

The Morrison Shop

Morrisons the shop where everyone trys to steal most of the time they never get caught. Morrisons is also a place where teenages from different schools meet up like robert clack all saints and sydney russel. Unfortunetly all the schools around the borough are banned from morrisons due to our fucking poor behaviour kmt... is klm though. You feel like tue best person in the world when you enter morrisons without getting caught and leaving without security asking for your recipt. But the best time to link up is on a Saturday morning when the rugby lads meet up in the morning and buy every snack in the store.

Im going to steal from The Morrison Shop.

by scxar December 8, 2019

para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

by word act January 19, 2018

Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019

short shopping

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014