by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!
Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
by cobrac46 January 23, 2009

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.
Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.
by Miss Dish May 20, 2018

The act of pelvic thrusting in your underwear to make your male genitalia flop from your belly button to your gooch area. The illusion is similar to the sight of a frog jumping around in a bag.
Tim: Hey Paul, come here you gotta see this.
Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.
Paul: Better not be a Frog in a Bag, I don't wanna see your sack flopping around anymore.
by PaulAsh69 November 7, 2012

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 8, 2020

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
by cloudowner July 12, 2012

by NSDASTI September 17, 2017
