ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

Ill

Usually people are trying to type I'll but don't have autocorrect.

OMG IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN SHUT UP ILL KILL YOU

by Peachemojipluswindemojiequalsf June 17, 2021

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

ill money butt

Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?

Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.

by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

Mental illness

Has been reduced to a euphemism that amount to little more than orwellian "wrong think"

Hym "If having a near perfect ability to perceive reality is mental illness then what do we call everyone who isn't me?"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023