husbandsexual

when you're attracted only to your husband, no one else, Ryan Gosling could be flirting with you and you wouldn't give a fuck cuz you only really like your husband.
this can't be used in a gay way, only females can be husbandsexual

person 1 : Craig is hosting an orgy you should join us he bringing his gymbros!

person 2 : naah I'm husbandsexual

person 1 : *hits on a girl at the bar*

girl : *cringes* I'm husbandsexual~

by shyver December 2, 2024

husbandesia

A husband's version of amnesia where a simple task is innocently unable to be completed well or at all, due to lack of focus, memory or simply a checklist.

She says that Sam often has husbandesia when he's juggling various tasks, especially when he doesn't use a checklist.

by shrango January 29, 2025

Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"

Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way

by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025

Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025

Husband Drop

Husband Drop: When a married woman repeatedly mentions her husband in conversation, similar to the "boyfriend drop," to signal that she's off-limits. This is often used as a subtle power move as well.

Lee: Bruv, I was in my local shop the other day, talking to the woman behind the counter, and she mentioned her husband like five times! bruv LOL.
Frank: She gave you a proper bad husband drop, bruv LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I wasn’t even interested in her; she was like 60 years old, bruv! LOL
Frank: Don't lie bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

Husband-to-be

Someone you have to wait for 3 years,
it's always 3 more years,

fate delayed 3 years,
where's George P Bush?

My husband-to-be is the one I waited for

by [e-mail] May 23, 2025

trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.

Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!

by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017