you being Hollywood

Means to not text back or pay attention to people like a Celebrity

Why are you being Hollywood you not texting me back like who u feeling like

by Jo Jo man March 6, 2024

Hollywood crush

A superficial crush on someone you barely know; a stranger crush.

I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!

by TheAvalon July 4, 2017

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

hollywood smart

The act of being skinny, gorgeous, and drama queen

Will Smith is so Hollywood smart

by Your mums a door December 5, 2017

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

by Hantlin July 16, 2023

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.

“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024