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crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.
Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!
by Bobby Night September 14, 2013
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bring the heavy

When you are having a light conversation with someone and at a point during that conversation, the other person begins talking about something serious.
Person 1: "I can't wait to relax and watch the game on Sunday. I'm gonna just eat wings, drink beer and chill."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too. I won't be able to catch the first half because I just lost my job and I need to go looking for work. My bank accounts getting pretty low and I'm worried I might lose my house."
Person 1: "Dude. Why'd you have to bring the heavy?"
by RNIP January 27, 2016
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seven seconds in heaven

Locking yourself with another person in a dark small place like a closet for seven seconds and usually making out
Dude i just kissed my crush when we played seven seconds in heaven!
by Styles22 April 28, 2016
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knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.
Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
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Yeet This Bitch To Heaven

when you kick a little kid so hard they fly at least 10 feet away
Dude 1: Man Bro I kicked this kid so hard
Dude 2: Yeah bro Yeet this bitch to heaven
by yeeteryeeted July 4, 2019
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heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.
by Chromium April 3, 2005
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Heavy Lourde

A giant weight that Strong Bad drops on Homsar after a fan asks Strong Bad to kill him.
What es eet, Stwong Baaaad!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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