Here's the thing

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.

S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."

by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.

Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010

I'll take it from here

Literally means 'I'll assume responsibility and control of this situation from this point forward.'

It's usually used in a condescending manner, with sarcasm optional. So, in reality, it means, 'You've screwed up enough/underperformed the task, so I'll assume control and responsibility so it won't become FUBAR.'

New guy at job - "Hey, I transfered the account to Mrs. Jennings like you told me to!"

Boss - "WHAT?! I told you to transfer the funds to Mr. Jennings?! I'll take it from here."

by jajais4u March 30, 2011

Almost Here

Debut full length album From The Academy Is...

Released in 2005 from Fueled by Ramen

Track listing:
1. Attention
2. Season
3. Slow Down
4. The Phrase That Pays
5. Black Mamba
6. Skeptics and True Believers
7. Classifieds
8. Checkmarks
9. Down and Out
10. Almost Here

Almost Here is the best album from TAI so far.

by radioOFF October 13, 2008

Here's your $0.65

A phrase used as an argument for when somebody says something so good about a product that it seems like they're being paid by the company themselves.

This phrase derives from the 2009 scandal involving Belkin, where employees of Belkin hired people on Amazon's 'Mechanical Turk' to write positive reviews about their products - in return for 65 cents.

Fred: Oh my god, this TV has everything anybody could ever want in a TV. It sounds amazing, the picture quality is amazing, and it has loads of features such as 100Hz scanning, an integrated OTA digital tuner and other things! It is amazing! Buy it; you won't be disappointed!

Bob: Erm...okay. Here's your $0.65.

by monban January 20, 2009

We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger

A special Bob's Burgers cheeseburger that comes with gruyere cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger; you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011