happy lever

A humerious slang term for the penis

Whenever we kiss, my happy lever turns to the "on" position.

by nin10dorox August 23, 2011

shiv happy

To stab anyone who comes within a few feet of you while in a prison riot.

An Aryan Brotherhood member went shiv happy in the riot and killed 8 people

by bocephus azazel November 25, 2009

Happy Smack

A person who is overly excited or cheerful, especially about something lame.

All right. I get it - you like American Idol. Quit being such a Happy Smack about it.

by Willie K May 28, 2008

Happy Cabbage

The term Happy Cabbage refers to a stash of money. It could be a rainy day fund, an escape fund, or even a cottage by the seaside fund. It could be a little or a lot.

It’s something you continue to build, much like the layers of a healthy cabbage.

It’s your Happy Cabbage.

“Dude, are you eating ramen again? That’s the fourth time this week!”
“Yep. And the elastic in all my underwear is shot. But you should see my Happy Cabbage! I’ll have that Ferrari one day.”

by ForestFairy January 25, 2020

Shit happy

A person who is happy or laughs for no reason.
A person who laughs very loudly and annoys everybody.

Shit happy is a transliteration of a tamil phrase: "mayir santhosham"

Ben: Hi Greg. What's up? How was your day?
Greg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben: Why are you so shit happy?

by Sunny Beach July 21, 2013

Happy Haps

Technically short for happy happenings, but that's a really shitty explanation.

It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) way of saying "what's up?"

"Hey Bri-Bri, what's the happy haps?"
"That depends, what's a happy hap?"

by B-Fresh Juice Pop January 24, 2007

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020