hamhole

(adj) The part of the word "Ham" stands for ass. This a secretive way of being angry at someone without them realizing it.

(N) One who acts like a hamhole.

Syn-jerk, butthead
Any-lovebunny, sugarpie

"Oh my ga! Kelsey was being such a hamhole in composition class today. Did you see the way she looked at my shoes?"

by Monty Python's coconuts April 5, 2008

Hampire

A human who thinks they're a vampire. Usually a twitard.

Used in the same way "Wigger" is.

"Man did you hear that crazy chick the other day in class?"

"Yeah man, total hampire, I'd stay away from her."

"Who the fuck wouldn't?"

by Gloomcircuit April 3, 2012

Hampden-Sydney College

A finishing school for bigots.

The typical student at Hampden-Sydney College hates everyone except for other white men.

by RockStoneWasAHero December 2, 2021

B-hamp

A garbage rapper who makes garbage dance songs based on fictional race car drivers. A Lame basically.

B-hamp: I do the ricky bobby stop because i's is slow.

by Likarealrappa September 8, 2013

ru hamah

a stupid fat and ulgy she-man and it goes around sniffin batty's especially cerise's lol, she finks that people like her - erm no luv, they dont, they are usin u coz u can fight, and this is from a biggah gal than u yr 9 youts so bun u blaaaaad

ru-hamah:
"oh my goodness, i think i am sooo nice, an cerises arse tastes like strawberries!!!!!!"

by real gang$tarrr September 26, 2003

Hamphalf

When someone explains something or relates a story that starts in the story-teller's head and only half of the story is conveyed verbally; usually the second half. As if the story was Hampered by their own internal confusion and Half of their message actually reaches their vocal chords and is thus transferred past their lips.

Bill: "...so you should give Jim a call."
Greg: "Jim who?"
Bill: "What didn't you understand?"
Greg: "Everything that preceded SO! You pulled another Hamphalf! You should really consider a CAT Scan!"

by Huge Viking August 20, 2011

hampherdamph

When you get excited and laugh about funny fucked up shit.

Laughing at friend getting beat up by his wife's lover. Hammpherdamph.
Laughing at the deaf guy that got beat up because he didn't hear the robbers asking for his pin at the ATM. Hampherdamph

by Bruce$Can July 10, 2022