Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger Time

Noun: Death

"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"

You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor

by IWantToBeAHillbilly April 14, 2024

Hunter’s Hill Hamburger

Local to Hunters Hill Road in Amherst, MA. While on Hunters Hill Road, defecate onto parchment paper and press into a patty shape. Put your patty into the refrigerator and perform an extended Saturday. An extended Saturday consists of staying up all night from Saturday into Sunday. After performing the extended Saturday and before going to sleep on Sunday, pull your patty out of the fridge, air fry to enjoyment, place between buns and enjoy your delicious Hunters Hill Hamburger.

Want to pull an extended Saturday and eat a Hunter’s Hill Hamburger for breakfast?

by Urbanjanner April 24, 2024

hamburger melodeath

An americanized form of melodic death metal combining said genres with elements of groove metal and metalcore. Typical traits of this genre include predominantly harsh vocals (although cleans can make an apperance), syncopated rhythms and heavy riffing reliant somewhat less reliant of melody and leads and more reliant on rhythm. Most of the original Gothenburg melodeath bands ended up switching to this sound in the mid 00s (In Flames, Soilwork was a great example)

Examples include: DevilDriver, Lamb of God (some songs), Sylosis, 2000s Soilwork, Later In Flames

"You ever heard of DevilDriver?"
"Typical hamburger melodeath, but god damn they're good at what they do"

by mish1 May 5, 2024

hamburger

i fucking hate this word, its so overused and it tastes like shit

hey tiffany, you wanna go to burger king to get hamburgers? tiffany: NO I FUCKING HATE BURGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I HATE IT

by KickBall45 June 29, 2021

Hamburg ferris wheel

The Hamburg ferris wheel is when the male partner is lying flat on his back while the female partner takes the penis anal. Then the female partner starts rotating with the penis in her anus. While rotating she urinates in a circle around her and on the male partner.

Babe, lets try out the hamburg ferris wheel.

by HansZero January 15, 2026

The artisnal hamburger

When one takes one's penis and folds it down in between one's testicles, then bends /turns it and forms what resembles a hamburger.

I walked into the room and that mother fucker had his dick and balls formed into the artisnal hamburger and was shaking it at me.

by Claudeguy January 24, 2026