Hamas

A get-out-of-jail-for-free card that can be used no matter how guilty a person is. It immediately shuts down the conversation and shifts blame, especially if you pronounce the H like you're clearing phlem from your throat.

Cop: You just ran over a bunch of pedestrians on the sidewalk!
Driver: It's not my fault, officer. I was trying to get the Hamas guy standing behind them.
Cop: Alright, sir. You're free to go.

Mom: Miss Pearson told me you choked out the spelling bee winner just for fun!
Timmy: Hamas.
Mom: Ok, sweetie. Just be careful next time.

by RealKeeper July 23, 2025

Haadi

Haadi Haadi, he is the shit not the fart, He is very sarcastic and he pmo so bad, hes always worried about his grade even though he knows damn well he'll be fine. Actually named Mohammed :(.

"Haadi Haadi, im the shit!"
"Haadi not gone into the woods he would have lived"
"thats how you get it done- Haadi"

by HaadiHaadi October 21, 2025

hamage a trois

When three ham radio operators are working each other at the same time

I was on a hamage a trois trying to work two hams at one time

by Woodpecker Strong January 2, 2026

I Hahad(Hahahd)

More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.

Some random solid joke anywhere on internet
-I Hahad(Hahahd)

by StankoDragojevic November 29, 2016

madison hamand!

A short little fuck, who takes dick up the butt and will let you put cake in there to.

Madison: If you buy me chocolate cake, I’ll let you shove it up my ass.

Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”

by DykeCAKEbitch666 October 21, 2018

Akemi Hamamura

A stupid tall girl with big tiddy energy.
the ultimate actress who was placed into a killing game where monokuma killed her dog >:(

Person 1: Did you see Akemi Hamamura?
Person 2: Yeah she’s kind of annoying

by Sushidogg.o September 22, 2019

Ariana Hama

An actual angel.
I'm starting to doubt that she's even a human being an extremely sweet, cute and really gorgeous girl. 11/10 wouldn't recommend because she's for sure already taken. She might have a big mouth talking shit about herself but at the end of the day, she knows shes the prettiest the most good looking and the cutest girl on this planet.

Just one bad thing that I kinda don't like in her it's the fact that shes causing global warming if you see this like maybe stop being that hot I want to live man.

"is that Ariana Hama?"
"I don't think so man all I see is a walking star."

by shaloomman October 27, 2019