Guido Werner

In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH

O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue

by GWADAMN March 6, 2010

Guindon

1)Used to Define somebody who searches Guindon on Urban Dictionary, Most likely named Jordan.

2)Dinosaur Wrangler

Man 1: "Hey, did you just look up Guindon on Urban dictionary?"

Man2: "No.... but i did look up Jordan, Which is a man with a really large penis."

Man 1: "Well thats good, because then you would have been a Guindon."

by f4talzephyr October 18, 2010

guiltology

An insensitive, insincere apology only given out of guilt. The motives for the apology are not to actually make the one being given the apology feel better, but instead to make the one apologizing feel better. In other words, an apology given by a selfish, narcissistic, dickhead whose only goal is to clear their own conscience.

My brother stole money out of my purse and after confronting him I received a guiltology.

by keepyourfakeapology May 11, 2011

Guido

Guido- Usually referred to as really potent and loud weed.

-"Aye bro, did you grab the guido?"

-"Yea it's in the jean jacket."

by Mer Thang November 21, 2011

guido

a sorry excuse for italians

those jersey shore kids think they're real italians. no, they're just guidos

by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

Guilloed

Another phrase for getting fired or canned. Slang word for guillotine, insinuating you got cut off from your job.

Jamar: "Hey Dre why you lookin low?"
Dre: "Man I just got guilloed today."

by 3allin0ut February 8, 2015

guillotine

Basically, when you neck a bitch with your dick.

“Bro I totally guillotined this bitch last night”

by helllthefucknooooohoe October 19, 2018