star "guardian" zoe

the best character in the star guardian series (fight me) she was one of the original star guardians who as she saw her friends die around her decided to embrace evil and chaos and would release release monsters on people and wreak havoc on everyone and when a team consisting of ahri, miss fortune, xayah, rakan, and neeko attempt to take down zoe but in the attempt rakan and xayah fall and become corrupted which turns them into zoe's minions (they are later redeemed and nice again) after that the leader of a different of star guardians lux takes down zoe and she is put in a dark space basically the abyss and she is trapped there... or is she (insert dramatic noises)

star "guardian" zoe is the best zoe skin and the best star guardian fight me

by league guy who plays zoe August 29, 2022

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

garbage dumpster guard

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

Dilly dilly guardians

The act of being embarrassing beyond human recognition

Lad #56 : i will be 5 mins boyys

Ape #5578 : dilly dilly guardians

Lad# 56 : fuck off you dumb inbred moose

by Naughty Susan June 9, 2018

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021