guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 9, 2010

TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.

No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck

by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 24, 2014

Full body guard

It is a combat formation that allows you to throw a flying elbow and karate chop with out your opponent seeing it coming while protecting ur head and body.

"He wants to fight i better get in full body guard "

by Fullbodyguardacademy December 31, 2018

Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020