Greasy cunt

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate

A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt

by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018

Greasy Gretchen

When you eat an Untidy Joseph out of a woman's Vagina

Sir would you care for some Lunch? No thank you I had a Greasy Gretchen earlier.

by thatsteelersguy May 5, 2019

Greasy Grove

A word used to describe the unwashed hair of a Marcus Stevens

Stevens hair is lookin like the Greasy Grove today

by CardinalsStevenPug69 May 8, 2019

greasy hazel

Dutty hazel that can’t be fucked to shower

Here comes greasy hazel again, take a shower bitch!

by Baffled refrigerator April 23, 2020

Greasy Bulbasaur

When you take dirt, water and shit to lube up your dick and dildo then proceed to fuck a shoe while penetrating your anus

“Dawg i just did the meanest Greasy Bulbasaur”

by kapping April 29, 2020

Greasy Yakuza

The act of getting drunk on sake and then lubing up your pinky finger to penetrate some cavity of your significant other.

"Yeah dude, we had sushi yesterday, got drunk off of sake and I Greasy Yakuza'd her butthole"

by Totemrider December 7, 2020

Gregsticles

A word used to refer to testicles of specifically anyone named "Greg" (popuzlarized by the loadeddiper subreddit)

Jerome: Ayo Jeremy, I kicked Greg's balls today at soccer practice.

Jeremy: sooo you kicked his gregsticles ?

Jerome: His what???

by TheDefinitionsMagician April 30, 2022