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Silly-goosing

(V) The act of being a silly goose
My dog is silly-goosing right now.
by 4n 1di0t October 29, 2019
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goose pasture

On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.
by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007
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Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
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Goose Engine

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
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muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014
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Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020
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Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.
I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.
by whoistoddjones December 1, 2010
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