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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 27, 2013
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goose mafia

The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.
Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”
by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022
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bare goose

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"
by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016
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muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014
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Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020
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Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.
"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."
by MCNAIL September 1, 2012
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Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.
I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.
by whoistoddjones December 1, 2010
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