Gooch Nectar

The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.

That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.

by Spooge Baby September 27, 2011

Gooch Dick

When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.

"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"

by Gooch Dick February 15, 2015

Gooch Drippings

When the moisture in your downstairs area soaks through your clothing and creates literal drip from your arsehole and gooch. Evident among the khaki wearers. Unseeable for those who wear black bottoms.

After a long hot day (insert recreational activity).....
Jared “bro it looks like there’s a puddle where your ass is supposed to be. Wtf happened?”
Earl “o ya must be the inevitable gooch drippings I get when it’s above 85 degrees. Can I still get a ride home broham”
Jared “ naw bro don’t want your ass juice to soak into my seats. Maybe another time”

by DthePenetratorShogun May 9, 2021

Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.

Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that

by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009