by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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1. The non-medical definition of a Gomer.
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves
1. The non-medical definition of a Gomer.
2. A person who troils internet forums for satisfaction in his own personal life.
3. One who is generally hated.
4. A whinging, moaning, serial hypocrite.
5. Someone with no respect for anyone else but themselves
Newcomers (and long term serial offenders) need to understand the etiquette when it comes to posting. When some fool is crapping on about his eBay bodykit in a thread on suspension, everyone loses out. Searches turn to shit when you find that Tein hood damper thread chock full of two wankers rabbiting on about their tandoori scented air fresheners.
Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.
Gomez out.
Heckle and Jeckle are magpies. Magpies can make a loud annoying racket. Magpies are a part of nature, but that doesn't mean you can't hit them with the odd crossbow bolt when they become annoying.
Gomez out.
by MothmanProphecies September 24, 2007
Get the Gomez mug.A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).
'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'
by Wised_up February 25, 2009
Get the Gomery mug.by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
Get the gomer mug.That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
by old lang guy October 12, 2006
Get the gomer mug.We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...
by Corbinowitz June 11, 2006
Get the gomer mug.Derogatory term for an old person.
That gomer is about to croak.
by RobbingTheGrave January 11, 2012
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