When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
Get the funky balloon knotmug. Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022
Get the Not funky freshmug. A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
by thiccjim March 5, 2024
Get the the funky magic dick partymug. Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.
by Stengo August 11, 2022
Get the Funky Dietmug. 
"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 12, 2023
Get the Funky Spidermug. by Furry Owo February 3, 2021
Get the Funki Monki Fridaymug.