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flying wedgie

Giving someone a wedgie so hard and fast that they actually lift off of the ground. Also made popular from the show "Friends" when Monica and Ross described mean things they did to eachother. Including atomic wedgies.
"Dude, did you see how how he lifted off the ground when Jimmy gave him that flying wedgie."
by unclebedday April 8, 2012
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flying shit

Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.
by Tomato Soup May 12, 2009
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Flying Donkey

The key to a "flying donkey" is an audience, much like the Bullwinkle.

The Flying Donkey is performed like this:
The male kneels on the surface of intercourse so he's sitting on his heels. In this position he is fully inserted in to the female who is on her back with her buttocks on the male's thighs. At the moment of climax, the male makes flapping motions with his arms and produces a sound like a donkey trying to overcome gravity.
... and then I got her in my lap, threw my arms out, and did my best flying donkey!!
by nega October 22, 2004
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Flying Flamingo

Where a girl is having a foursome and there's a guy on her left, right, and in front of her. She gives hand jobs to the two on her right and left and a blowjob to the one in front, the motions make her look like she's a flamingo flying
She used the flying flamingo in her foursome.
by DStars November 14, 2007
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Flying Dutchman

When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
by hayseuss July 10, 2005
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flying a kite

(1)mail sent to or from jail, for or from inmates
their basic means to keeping contact with those on the outside.
also may contain details on who someone wants to be killed
(these persons are known as "hard candy")
"When I'm 'Flying A Kite'...
Prison Niggas Off Shit With A Quick Letter"
-Curtisey
by Brick-City August 19, 2006
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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