friends

some you don't have

wow you've got no friends. what a loser. doing algebra on a friday night, lame.

by jew1944 March 31, 2017

Friends

A non-Existant entity/ Mythical creature that is supposedley made up by people who think they are cool (AKA the Government) and are always happy. The concept of a friend us highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs, or you will be eaten by a brown snake. The side affects of buying this myth include being happy, having all your problems dealt with, laughing, going to the shops every so often, human interatction, and having strange people over at your house, sometimes at night. Risk factors include being forced into a blind date, being forced into smal places with other people, and human interatction.

Mythical Creature (friend): Are we BFF's
Me: FUCK OFF YOU MYTHICAL DISTRATCTION CREATED BY THE DEVIL! BEGON YOU THOT WANNA-BE. FRIENDS WILL CAUSE ME TO BE EATEN BY A BROWN SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!

by georgemmy May 12, 2018

Friends

Something you will never have.

I have no “friends” because I’m a ignorant bitch.

by Prosthetic patrica July 16, 2020

as a friend

what u say about the guy whos really nice, but like.. so very unattractive.

pat: i really like u athina
me: umm, ya i like u as a friend.

by deenie June 18, 2004

friends

friends are part of the ones to make your life exciting. friends will always be there for you, only if their your real true friends, no matter what the situation is. they will make you laugh no matter what, even when your in the worst mode ever. true friends will be by your sides all the way though life, thick and thin, or even up and down on a roller coaster. friend may come and go but they will leave marks in your memory and maybe in your heart.

she is my friends for life.
your an amazing friends.

by morgan the captain May 13, 2010

friends

A show that ugly stupid people say is greatest of all time.

Friends was on so i changes the channel

by Baraconda December 13, 2008

Friends

Friends are people who share their ice cream with you if you don't have enough money,people who walk up to you no matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone and cheer you up,people who if your shy and scared they will help you make friends,people who will wait for you to finish the test,people who you can trust your most awkward secrets with and the girl you like,people who will bail you out of a 10000 Dollar fine people who you can trust the fate of the world with,people who don't knock on your door they walk in and say I'm home.

I can trust Noah and my friends with all my biggest darkest secrets

by A real trustworthy friend March 14, 2013