Cherub Fountain

The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.

“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”

by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain

Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now

by TransexualBratzDolll November 23, 2021

on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.

I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.

by Garema February 12, 2010

Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.

“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”

by UFried October 10, 2025

Fountain

When you cough into a bong with your mouth still over the pipe and cause water to come out the downstem

Oh no.... just made my bong fountain again

by Acousticartt November 30, 2022

Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017