a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
by Cream fish December 02, 2015
by David Hastie December 15, 2004
A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.
by I.am.big.smart November 25, 2018
by Thiccthanos420 April 25, 2020
We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.
by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020
A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
Shark Olympics
by quartz89_alt February 08, 2022