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Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.
“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”
by Pinson Close June 14, 2020
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Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”
Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.
by jgryt February 11, 2022
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Aluminium fold

An aluminium fold is when your buttcrack is so wet it goes kind of silver and hard but lightweight aswell.
yo bro last night i had the worst case of aluminium folds!.
by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019
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fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.
Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.
by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018
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Folded

If a person got "Folded" it means he/she got killed/defeated in a shootout/squabble/fight.
Jake got folded by James. RIP.
by The Hood Translator January 15, 2024
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someone who folds pizza

“I fold my pizza when I eat it” ~someone who folds pizza
“Wtf you psychopath”~normal person
by Not a psycho xox August 10, 2023
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Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".
David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.
by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023
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