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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014
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Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
by Das Koala June 2, 2018
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beer fog

The beer's spirit (or birit) escaping its frosty cask.
As I opened my frosty bottle of PBR I notice the birit escaping into a beer fog.
by Foxie22 December 24, 2014
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fogging

fog disinfection service like those found at fogclean
the area needs fogging before safe return.
by https://fogclean.co.uk July 24, 2020
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fog frog

A fog frog is a sex position. You play one single round of leap frog and then blow a fog/air horn up ur opponent's ass
Michael really new how to fog frog last night
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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Fog Track

A song by an artist that appears on no official releases
(artist) has some good fog tracks, I wish they would put it on an album some day instead of only playing it live
by The Hagrid Gem September 24, 2020
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Fog

by Hyman |18| April 30, 2024
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