gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

by Boots October 7, 2003

Florida Dreads

Super Thin Dreads made popular by African Americans in the South, especially Florida.

Connor S- Yo, a kid in my high school team has Miami Dreads. You should grow some to.

Edgard R- Wtf, are "Florida Dreads"?

Connor S- It the thin dreads most people have in Florida, they look fresh as fuck.

by Eddy Bridgewatah May 2, 2014

Florida

One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.

florida

by hiiiippl May 13, 2011

Republic of Florida Militia

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.

I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.

by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017

Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."

Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!

by Delmuire December 23, 2009

florida

5% amusement parks
3% beaches
92% Rednecks

"I went to Florida this summer!"
"Really? What part?"
"The 3%. The part that doesn't suck."

by Mnoel October 23, 2008

clearwater florida

WiCK CiTY ,ill water, DiRTY H20 ,all that other good shit. 1/3 of the tampa bay metropolitan area. mostly known for being about an hour away from busch gardens(amusement park) and our AMAZiNG clearwater beach. you see kids roamin the streets here all the time,safe ass place to live .DOWNTOWN CLEARWATER *(AKA greenwood) is where all the dirty money hustlin takes placeeeee $ .most of the people here are latina or other illegal immigrant shittt .lots of drag racing taking place gandy BLVD (edge of tampa) .if you want a wholesome place to live,with strip joints on every corner COME TO WICK CITYYY .

dirty grubby latina: man i be rakin in big bucks down in clearwater florida

blackkk ass nigga: YEAH MAN,i feel you those bitches down in greenwood be thickk .

white boyyy:hell yea i might just get tan down in clearwater beach !

by iREPClEARWATER May 31, 2009