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good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small
Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024
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go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).
It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.
by anonymous April 19, 2025
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find your neck!

A creative way of expressing your want for the other person to prematurely end their life using a knife and "finding their neck" with it
You wanna cut me off on the highway? Find your neck!
by edaws7 May 12, 2025
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find the bricks

the game for furries and autistic shits alike
find the bricks will make you kill yourself or money-back guarantee
by kafkaesqu May 12, 2025
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Fuck around and find out

'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'
by Jammosito May 14, 2025
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