Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.

“Aww look at that blue blob!”
“I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman

I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.

by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018

fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.

Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"

by Cerealwithwater February 9, 2019

Fetus

The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.

Women: you little fetus
Me: yeah no sh*t detective pikachu im 3 days old

by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020

Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 1, 2023