The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.

Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!

by mckwistonator July 20, 2012

tropical feeling

The feeling you get when you think of a tropical place or going to the tropics

Wow morgan when I think of going to Florida I get a tropical feeling

by Savanah cooks February 13, 2014

before feeling

that feeling in every part in your body before you finsh mastibation or having sex

" i just love the before feeling"

" that before feeling is so good!"

" i just love the before feeling"

by themanathome May 18, 2015

dumb feelings

When your feelings are dumb

I have dumb feelings for him

by chilllllllllllllll December 5, 2015

dichotomic feelings

the state of division into two mutually exclusive,opposed or contradictory feelings

Maria once said "i have dichotomic feelings about Istanbul,am in love with the city but i can't live in it"

by tulpa August 12, 2016

Amalgam feeling

The Amalgam feeling is a feeling you get in your stomach that makes you feel a bit sick, this feeling commonly occurs when you are roleplaying, and are very invested in that roleplay.

Oh Kitty i have the amalgam feeling again

by RoseIsNotMyRealNameDealWithIt May 14, 2017

Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk May 14, 2018