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Facebook

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.
Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."
by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011
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Facebook

ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace
thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,
by I cant afford a good name October 5, 2008
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FaceBook

n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch.
2. The reason my homework is never done.
3. A book of face.
v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.
1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook.
2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook!
3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook.
4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook!
by Defiant Blob February 8, 2010
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Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.
That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!
by wstcst August 9, 2010
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facebookable

If a picture can be posted on facebook. If a photo is admissible to be posted on facebook.
"Is that photo facebookable!!"
by calhau January 8, 2008
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facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.
"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."
by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010
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