A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

peppa the frog

peppa pig with the dang meme frog on her head

Dang peppa the frog won the meme war

by dankser ganger October 30, 2017

tree frog

On a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.

Dam I wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.

by wayne griffin June 21, 2006

Frogger

1. A Video Game created in 1981 in which a player-controlled frog must hop across a highway and a river (using logs) while dodging cars, gators, otters, etc.

2. Crossing a busy street without the use of a light as a pedestrian.

2. Car..car.. car.. alright- looks like we have to Frogger it.

by AJ Garrigus June 11, 2006

frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

frogfuck

A lie, much like the word bullshit.
See : Bullshit

Dude, that's frogfuck

by That One Guy From Basil August 20, 2009

hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

by stikshift September 21, 2011