Elond

Missing the mark like the design on the cyber truck

They Elond that vehicle it's a horrible design

by JJ dunkin June 10, 2025

elongatophobia

elongatophobia Is the fear of elongated things. For example: extremely long lines that move and stretch violently, elongated shapes, and really long worms and parasites.

“I think I have elongatophobia…”

by Epic cheeseburgers June 11, 2025

elongatophobia

elongatophobia Is the fear of elongated things. For example: extremely long lines that move and stretch violently, elongated shapes, and really long worms and parasites.

“I think I have elongatophobia..”

by Epic cheeseburgers June 11, 2025

Elon Derangement Syndrome

Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).

Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.

"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."

by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025

Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025

Elonofy

Elonofy (verb): To improve, fix, or transform something with a daring, high-tech, or unconventional approach, often inspired by Elon Musk's style of innovation.

Elonofied (past tense/adjective): The state of having been improved or upgraded in this manner.

Elonofication (noun): The act of elonofying anything.

After watching a documentary on SpaceX, I felt inspired to elonofy my approach to problem-solving."

"I just elonofied my garage into a mini rocket lab—now it's all solar-powered with a 3D printer for parts."

"My wardrobe was elonofied with smart clothing that tracks my health metrics."

“We may see the elonofication of Mars.”

by Cicimau June 29, 2025

Elon is not the creator of AI

I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.

Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025