One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

pied eyed clown

On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.

Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.

by kittybitme July 29, 2009

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

Red Eyed Demon

Don't look in his eyes

deng: we got this red eyed demon ain't here
bol: he's there

machars: *scatter*

by y'all already know July 23, 2019

Glass Eyed Ayass

some ass that shot himself in the eye with his bb gun

Henry B. shot himself in the eye he is a Glass Eyed Ayass

by Nickolaus Bodenschatz February 2, 2004

ONE EYED PETE

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.

There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!

by Stumpjumper/Ether Breather June 16, 2010

one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis

All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.

by e2mwpg August 2, 2012