escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.

"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

Facebook Escalation

When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.

Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

Guy 1: ???
Girl 2: ???
Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!
Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"
Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )
Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p
Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P 
Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?
Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol
Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!
Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!

by Andreyl April 4, 2009

escapetwice.com

The dark cave of infinite evil.

Escapetwice.com raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide!

by Joshua October 17, 2003

escapod

An escape pod; a vehicle used to leave an area.

"AH! Aliens!"
"Quick, let's use the escapod!"
"Yay! Escapod to the rescue."

by Robert! May 11, 2006

escareno

It's the best last name because you are brave at all times, your hard to get, you are beautiful, your tough, your overprotective, you care for other people you don't make it all about yourself, your helpful, your talkative, and last but not least your a good girl but a bad bitch.

Girl 1- (sighs) sets down and puts her head down
Girl 2- hey what's wrong my name is Emily escareno do you wanna talk about what's happening in your life I'm here for you

Girl 1- thank you so much I've been needing someone like you to come into my life

by To all the boys I've loved bef September 9, 2018

escapé

Adventure

Escapé Biiitch!!

by Black Wasp D9 June 20, 2019

Escapade

a fan fiction about louis tomlinson and harry styles where louis is a single hot ass business man that lies a lot, and harry or as we know him in that fic jack mcqueen is a sex worker. Any who louis meets jack aka harry in a taxi bla bla bla he’s rude bla bla bla later he asks harry to go with him to ziall’s wedding and they end up falling in love on vacation in flamingo cove!

Person A: I’m rereading escapade and i forgot how much i fucking love that fic oh my god

Person B: how far are you?

Person A: i’m at the airport part

Person B: THAT PART IS HILARIOUS HOE MY GOD

by fratrryhugbot May 18, 2021