how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

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Empty Sack

The residual garbage you are left with after a failed sexual experience; an unfilled condom.

#1
Evan: "Sammmmmmaaaaaayyyy did you lay a fat nut on that chick's face last night?"

Sammy: "nah man... she made me use a condom, so you know I was left with an empty sack."

#2
Eric: "Hey Gabe, why are you in such a bad mood, bro?"

Gabe: "Listen Brother, you'd be in a bad mood too if an empty sack was sitting YOUR trash bin."

by MadeThatBitchFRAMEOUS July 13, 2016

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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

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Empty Signalling

A term used when you want to virtue signal that somebody's else's virtue signalling isn't as good as your virtue signalling for unspecific reasons.

A way for low level influencers to attempt to move up the food chain by trying to discredit influencers more popular than themselves.

Instagram Wannabe Influencer: Posting a black square on #BlackOutTuesday is empty signalling. Let me now make 3 posts about why drawing attention to this issue I pretend to care about is bad because you did it in a way different from me, allowing me to be the number one virtue signaller and attention whore when really we should focusing on ways to stop police brutality against minorities.

by Signaller June 2, 2020

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