Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.

Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.

by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021

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porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

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Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 24, 2022

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Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

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elephant bar

A place where people go to bleed and vent the worries and concerns given to them from some traumatic event, tactic, or rearing; often ending in nothing more than more traumatic events, tactics, and rearing; yet at times forming perfect potential for growth and elimination of self loathing, suicidal ideologies, and rage towards those who don't deserve the mistreatment

Erica, do you want to go to the elephant bar to grab a drink and see if anything else turns up?

by Paradoxialnightandday April 10, 2022

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