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Egonics

E·gon·ics
/ēˈgäniks/
(a portmanteau of the words *Egon* and *phonics*) A way of speaking which involves overcomplicated and specific scientific terminology that may be off-putting or confusing to many. Derived from Dr. Egon Spengler, a character in the *Ghostbusters* franchise.
"You speak Egonics. What's he saying?"
by EgonSpengler1986 May 27, 2024
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Egonics

E·gon·ics

/ēˈgäniks/

(A portmanteau of the words Egon and phonics) An autistic form of technobabble and sesquipedalian loquaciousness (using long words). Derived from Dr. Egon Spengler (a character in the Ghostbusters franchise); a genius who lacks social intelligence.

Example, from the Extreme Ghostbusters episode "Moby Ghost":
EGON: I've ascertained a definite pattern of movement for the ectoplasmic manifestation. Its attacks are neither random nor geographically based, but rather based upon escalating intensity and degree of destruction.

EDUARDO: to Kylie You speak Egonics. What's he saying?
by EgonSpengler1986 May 31, 2024
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