1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville
2. Penis
2. Penis
All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.
by e2mwpg August 03, 2012
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by Boozeturd July 16, 2016
Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"
Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
by Zebrawolf55 February 25, 2011
On the street, it's a fat bitch that wears too much makeup. However, in the bedroom, it's the art of wanting to only cum in a girls eye, to make them red and water.
Yeah, that broad is alright looking. I wouldn't bang her or anything, but I'd give her a pied eyed clown.
by kittybitme July 29, 2009
There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!
by Stumpjumper/Ether Breather June 15, 2010